Gertie Menu with Prices

EGG + CHEESE

$12

Egg and cheese sandwich with pickled peppers and hot sauce on our house made english muffins. Choice of BACON or ASPARAGUS. Comes with a side of chips and house pickle.

CHICKEN SCHNITZEL

$14

Pounded + breaded fried chicken cutlet, cucumbers, pickled cabbage + dill on a Gertie Challah Roll

CHEESEBURGER

$15

5 oz grassfed beef patty, local cheddar, pickled peppers + herb mayo on a GERTIE English Muffin. Comes with a side of chips and house pickle.

SMOKED SHRIMP ROLL

$15

Smoked Shrimp Salad + Old Bay Aioli

FRIED VEGGIE BOAT

$12

Tempura Fried Asparagus, Summer Squash, Caulilini, Turmeric Cauliflower + Pickles with Spring Onion Aioli

ICE CREAM SANDWICH

$8

Davey's Vanilla Ice Cream Sandwiched btw 2 Brown Butter Chocolate Chip Cookies

SPICED WAFFLE FRIES

$6

Fries w/ GERTIE Spice Blend

4 ASSORTED PASTRIES

$15

Message if there are ones you specifically want. Based on availability.

GRIDDLED MUFFIN

$6

Served with butter and jam.

LEMON BAR

$5

2 CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES

$5

Pistachio Cheesecake Cookie

$5

Cinnamon Roll

$6

Carrot Cake

$5

Chocolate Drizzle Vegan Cookie

$5

Potato Kugel

$8

Pototo kugel, apples, sour cream + onion dip

Yogurt + Granola

$8

Citrus + Pomegranate

Homemade Bread w/Spread

$6

Served with butter and jam or cream cheese.

Strawberry Shortcake

$5

Baker's Against Racism Cookies

$10

All proceeds go to benefit Baker's Against Racism. #BLM

FAIR FIGHT 2020 (Mezcal Negroni)

$25

SERVES 4! All proceeds go to Stacey Abram's Fair Fight 2020 to help protect voter rights and support Black Candidates in the upcoming election

SUMMER SHANDY

$12

Light Beer, Fresh Squeezed OJ, Red Bitter

MEZCAL LEMONADE

$12

Mezcal, Mint + Lemon Juice

SPIKED COLD BREW

$12

Just as it sounds - Spiked w/ Rum + Oat Milk

MARGARITA

$15

Classic Margarita. What's better in the summer?

SPRITZ

$12

Like an Aperol Spritz, but Better

BABY BOTTLE OF BUBBLY

$15

Mini Bottle of Funky, Natural Sparkling Italian White Wine

GRAB BAG WINES (3 Bottles).

$75

3 Rotating Wines we Love

WHITE // VINCA MINOR // WHITE FIELD BLEND

$30

White Blend from Mendocino, CA. Tastes like fresh herbs, lemon, and crushed rocks.

WHITE // RUTH LEWANDOWSKI // ELIMELECH

$35

Zero Zero Reisling. Salt Lake City, Utah. Asian Pear, Lemony, Dry. (2018)

WHITE // TENUTA L'ARMONIA // POP BIANCO

$30

White Blend from Volcanic Soils in Veneto, Italy. White Fruit + Yellow Flowers + Summer

ORANGE // SWICK // MARSANNE

$35

Columbia Valley, Washington. Aromatic + Grapefruit + Melon (2019) $35 Must be 21 to purchase.

ORANGE // JOE SWICK // VERDEHLO

$35

30 Day Skin Contact Verdehlo from Oregon + Washington. Rich + Textured. Drink it With Dinner, or Just on Its Own!

ORANGE // CALCARIUS // BOMBIGLIANA

$35

Orange Wine from Valentina Passalaqcua! Tastes like honey and very aromatic oranges. A stunning orange wine.

ROSÉ // SWICK // THE YEARS COMBINED

$30

Pinot Noir + Malbec + Syrah. Willamette Valley, Washington. A three-year blend of rosé from 2017, 2018, and 2019. Drink on your fire escape (NV)

RED // KOPPITSCH // RET

$35

Zweigelt +St. Laurent. Burgenland, Austria. Juicy + Woodsy + Berries. (2018)

RED // DOMAINE RIMBERT // FOR ME

$30

Merlot from Languedoc. But not heavy AT ALL! Instead, beautiful acid and dark berry flavor without the weight.

RED // DOMAINE DU MORTIER // PARENTHESE

$35

Cabernet Franc from Loire Valley, FR. Vegetal and dry, with unripe berry notes and a great food pairing.

RED // STREKOV // FRED #5

$30

Blend of two Slovakian grapes - Dunaj + Alibernet. Tastes like funky earth + cherries. Chill it and drink it with something crunchy.

SWICK // ONLY ZUUL

$35

Pinot Gris + Gewurztraminer, Orange-ish from Newburg, Oregon. Skin Contact + Lychee + Rose Petals. (2019) $35

VALENTINA PASSALACQUA // MEZZOROSSA - Montepulciano

$25

Montepulciano, Dark Rosé from Puglia, Italy 1L. Bright Acidity + Wild Red Berries + Red Plum (2019) must be 21 to purchase

Drip Coffee

$3

Cup O' Joe provided by Parlor Coffee

House Kombucha

$6

Fresh Orange Juice

$5

Turmeric Fizz

$5

Cold Brew Coffee

$5

Topo Chico

$4

Box of Parlor Coffee

$15

Espresso w/ Milk

$5

Message in Capuccino or Latte

Hot Coffee

$3

Drip Coffee from Parlor

Chai Latte

$5

Message in Hot or Cold

Hot Sauce

$8

TAHINI RANCH

$8

PICKLED PEPPERS

$8

DONATE TO FEED NYC

$10

ALL 3 PANTRY GOODS

$20

Bottle of Hot Sauce, Tahini Ranch + Pickled Peppers

Schmaltzy Rice

$6

Crispy Rice with Chicken Sauce + Crispy Skins

Schmaltzy Veggies

$6

Daily vegetables roasted under the rotisserie chicken

Warm Potato Salad

$6

Marinated Cucumbers

$6

cucumbers marinated in apple cider vinaigrette, onions, dill + fennel

Crispy Cauliflower

$8

Fried caulilini with raisin, pine nut + caper relish

Kale Salad

$15

shredded kale, chicories, honeycrisp apples, toasted almonds, cheddar cheese + meyer lemon vinaigrette

Veggie Parm

$21

breaded cauliflower, mozzarella, house challah garlic bread + red sauce

Sweet + Sour Veg

$10

Side of Veggie Fried Rice

$8

The Grain Salad

$10

Farro, spinach, string beans, salt and vin shrooms and egg for an additional charge.

Veggie Gyro Bowl

$17

seasonal veggies, pickles, cilantro, fried egg, hummus, white + hot sauce over everything rice

Sweet + Sour Veg

$8

fried vegetables with sweet + sour sauce + parmesan breadcrumbs

Chicken Noodle Soup

$14

Parmesan Broth, Pulled Rotisserie Chicken, Dill + Egg Noodles

Smoked Fish Sandwich

$15

whitefish salad and melted cheddar on rye with marinated cukes and potato salad

Cauliflower Melt

$13

Roasted cauliflower, pickled peppers and cheese sauce on sesame sourdough.

Miss Patty Reuben

$16

All beef patty, Swiss cheese, special sauce and kraut on marble rye. served with a side potato salad and marinated cucumbers

Best Bialy

$14

smoked salmon, dill + caper cream cheese + pickled onions on a toasted bialy