Happy Campers Paradise Park Pizza in Chicago, IL

Jalapeno Homies

$9

Jalapeno, cream cheese, bacon, cheddar, tomato, parsley and a side of BBQ sauce. Gluten-free.

Dealer's Choice Wine

$15

You choose the color and we will do the rest!

Small Pizza Kit

$14

One 10' ball of pizza dough, 8oz marinara, 8oz mozzarella/provolone, pepperoni, garlic olive oil, flour, cornmeal and instructions! Become a pizza chef!

Take & Bake Cookies

$6

No measuring or mixing required with our quick and easy homemake chocolate chip cookie dough. Includes enough dough to make six or twelve cookies, fresh and hot out of your oven!

Cookie Dough Bowl

$5.5

Our homemade eggless cookie dough topped with sprinkles and cookie crumbs.

Chips and Salsa

$5

A rich and kind of spicy salsa with chips. Gluten-free.

Ice Ice Baby

$10

If you know, you know. We got you.

Keep the Kids Busy and Wine

$35

Build your own pizza kit. Includes one 10' pizza dough, marinara, mozzarella/provolone, garlic/olive oil, pepperoni, and a bottle of Happy Camper Chardonnay or Canaletto Pinot Noir.

Buy a meal for a healthcare worker/ volunteer

$11

By adding this to your order, you help us send meals to all the people working on the front line and fighting everyday to get us through this.

Small Pizza Kit

$14

Make your own personal pizza at home. Includes one ten inch pizza dough, marinara, mozzarella/provolone, garlic & olive oil, and pepperoni.

Goat Stix

$11

Beer-basted bread sticks served with goat cheese marinara.

Mozzarella Bread Stix

$11

Mozzarella, provolone, shake cheese and oregano. Served with marinara.

Potato Skins

$10

Gluten-free. Pulled pork, bacon bits, cheddar cheese, sour cream, green onion and diced Romas with a side of honey mustard.

Jalapeno Homies

$9

Gluten-free. Jalapeño, cream cheese, bacon, cheddar, tomato, parsley and a side of BBQ sauce.

Wings

$12

BBQ or Buffalo sauce with carrots, celery and ranch.

Chips and Guacamole

$9

Gluten-free. House-made guacamole with chips.

Chips and Salsa

$6

Gluten-free. A rich and kind of spicy salsa with chips.

Bean Dip

$10

Refried and black bean corn salsa, sour cream, cheddar, jalapeño-avocado spread with chips. Gluten free.

Pulled Pork Nachos

$12

House-fried tortilla chips with pulled pork, cheddar, pico, black bean corn salsa, sour cream and guac.

Oven Roasted Garlic Bread

$9

Fresh baguette, oven-roasted garlic heads, diced tomatoes with a gorgonzola-basil spread.

Hummus Plate

$10

Kalamata olives, sun dried tomatoes, feta, served with veggie stix and pita.

Meatball

$12

Veal, pork and beef with crostinis, Parmesan and marinara.

Chicken Strips

$10

Housemade chicken strips breaded and fried to perfection. Served with BBQ and Honey Mustard for dipping.

Ice Ice Baby

$10

Cooped up? Miss your buddy? Stay connected with smirnoff ice. Send 1 across town, they'll know what to do. Must be 21 to purchase.

Drinkin' for 1

$3

Choose between cheap, decent, or seltzer. Dealer's Choice. Must be 21 to purchase.

Case of Beer

$10

You choose the beer, we deliver. Must be 21 to purchase.

Case of Hard Seltzer

$15

Are you basic or claw....? Pick a side. Must be 21 to purchase.

6 Pack Mix Pack

$13

Dealer's choice mixed up 6 pack. Must be 21 to purchase.

Bottle of Wine, Rose or Bubbly

For any occasion. Must be 21 to purchase.

Bottle of Liquor

Must be 21 to purchase.

North Ave. Salad

$11

Mixed greens, mandarin oranges, avocado, bacon bits, onions and gorgonzola with our lemon poppy seed dressing.

Caesar Salad

$9

Romaine, croutons and Parmesan with our caesar dressing.

Blackened Chicken Caesar Salad

$12

The caesar with blackened chicken and sun-dried tomatoes.

Gary's Greens Salad

$9

Romas, red onions, kalamata olives and feta served with gorgonzola vinaigrette.

L.P. Trixie Salad

$10

Romaine, cucumbers, red onions, red peppers, croutons and cheddar with our ranch.

Spinach Salad

$10

Dried cranberries, grapes, apples, goat cheese with our cherry vinaigrette.

Kale Cobb Salad

$12

kale, romas, hard-boiled egg, bacon bits, crumbled gorgonzola, smoked ham, avocado with our ranch.

Sesame Soy Salad

$10

Mixed greens, almonds, bean sprouts, red peppers, carrot threads, mandarin oranges, red cabbage and crispy wontons with our sesame soy dressing.

Buffalo Chicken Salad

$12

Romaine, Buffalo-style chicken, cucumbers, carrot threads, tomatoes, croutons, red peppers, red onions and tortilla strips with our bleu cheese dressing.

Creamy Mushroom Soup

$7

Potato Soup

$7

Chicken and Lime Soup

$7

Veggie Calzone

$12

Mozzarella, provolone, portobello mushroom, artichoke hearts, black olives, sun-dried tomatoes and marinara.

Meat Calzone

$12

Marinara, mozzarella, provolone, pepperoni and Canadian bacon.

Turkey Calzone

$13

Turkey, bacon, cheddar, avocado slices and ranch.

Smoked Ham and Avocado Calzone

$13

Smoked ham, mozzarella, provolone, cheddar, avocado slices and ranch.

Meatball Calzone

$13

Marinara, mozzarella and giardiniera.

10' Pepperoni Pizza

$11

Pepperoni and marinara.

14' Pepperoni Pizza

$20

Pepperoni and marinara.

18' Pepperoni Pizza

$29

Pepperoni and marinara.

10' Knife and Forkner Pizza

$13

Pepperoni, blackened chicken, bacon, red onions, cheddar and BBQ sauce.

14' Knife and Forkner Pizza

$24

Pepperoni, blackened chicken, bacon, red onions, cheddar and BBQ sauce.

18' Knife and Forkner Pizza

$34

Pepperoni, blackened chicken, bacon, red onions, cheddar and BBQ sauce.

10' Special-K Pizza

$13

Italian sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, red onions, Parmesan and spinach-ricotta sauce.

14' Special-K Pizza

$24

Italian sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, red onions, Parmesan and spinach-ricotta sauce.

18' Special-K Pizza

$34

Italian sausage, sun-dried tomatoes, red onions, Parmesan and spinach-ricotta sauce.

10' Alo-Hot Pizza

$13

Pulled pork, pineapples, jalapeños and BBQ sauce.

14' Alo-Hot Pizza

$24

Pulled pork, pineapples, jalapeños and BBQ sauce.

18' Alo-Hot Pizza

$34

Pulled pork, pineapples, jalapeños and BBQ sauce.

10' Big Meaty Ziser Pizza

$13

Canadian bacon, pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushrooms, green peppers, black olives, cheddar and ranch base.

14' Big Meaty Ziser Pizza

$24

Canadian bacon, pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushrooms, green peppers, black olives, cheddar and ranch base.

18' Big Meaty Ziser Pizza

$34

Canadian bacon, pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushrooms, green peppers, black olives, cheddar and ranch base.

10' Bennett's Beauty Pizza

$13

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushrooms and marinara.

14' Bennett's Beauty Pizza

$24

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushrooms and marinara.

18' Bennett's Beauty Pizza

$34

Pepperoni, Italian sausage, mushrooms and marinara.

10' Party Boi Pizza

$12

Pepperoni, pepperoncini and marinara.

14' Party Boi Pizza

$22

Pepperoni, pepperoncini and marinara.

18' Party Boi Pizza

$31

Pepperoni, pepperoncini and marinara.

10' Benny-B Pizza

$13

Italian sausage, green peppers, black olives and marinara.

14' Benny-B Pizza

$24

Italian sausage, green peppers, black olives and marinara.

18' Benny-B Pizza

$34

Italian sausage, green peppers, black olives and marinara.

10' Lew-Wow Pizza

$12

Canadian bacon, pineapple and marinara.

14' Lew-Wow Pizza

$22

Canadian bacon, pineapple and marinara.

18' Lew-Wow Pizza

$31

Canadian bacon, pineapple and marinara.

10' Meatball 'Za Pizza

$13

Meatball, giardiniera and marinara.

14' Meatball 'Za Pizza

$24

Meatball, giardiniera and marinara.

18' Meatball 'Za Pizza

$34

Meatball, giardiniera and marinara.

10' The Sammilton Pizza

$13

Prosciutto, spinach, caramelized onion, sun-dried tomato, balsamic, goat cheese and cream cheese base.

14' The Sammilton Pizza

$24

Prosciutto, spinach, caramelized onion, sun-dried tomato, balsamic, goat cheese and cream cheese base.

18' The Sammilton Pizza

$34

Prosciutto, spinach, caramelized onion, sun-dried tomato, balsamic, goat cheese and cream cheese base.

10' Mercernary Pizza

$13

Blackened chicken, pepperoni, jalapeños, sour cream, romas, green onions, cheddar and cream cheese base.

14' Mercernary Pizza

$24

Blackened chicken, pepperoni, jalapeños, sour cream, romas, green onions, cheddar and cream cheese base.

18' Mercernary Pizza

$34

Blackened chicken, pepperoni, jalapeños, sour cream, romas, green onions, cheddar and cream cheese base.

10' Clay Bacon Pizza

$13

Roasted chicken, bacon, romas, onions, parsley, cheddar and ranch base.

14' Clay Bacon Pizza

$24

Roasted chicken, bacon, romas, onions, parsley, cheddar and ranch base.

18' Clay Bacon Pizza

$34

Roasted chicken, bacon, romas, onions, parsley, cheddar and ranch base.

10' Schulz's BBQ Bird Pizza

$13

Roasted chicken, onions, green peppers, pepperoncinis, romas, cilantro and BBQ sauce.

14' Schulz's BBQ Bird Pizza

$24

Roasted chicken, onions, green peppers, pepperoncinis, romas, cilantro and BBQ sauce.

18' Schulz's BBQ Bird Pizza

$34

Roasted chicken, onions, green peppers, pepperoncinis, romas, cilantro and BBQ sauce.

10' Smoke Show Pizza

$13

Blackened chicken, jalapeños, cream cheese, chili flakes and garlic and olive oil base.

14' Smoke Show Pizza

$24

Blackened chicken, jalapeños, cream cheese, chili flakes and garlic and olive oil base.

18' Smoke Show Pizza

$34

Blackened chicken, jalapeños, cream cheese, chili flakes and garlic and olive oil base.

10' Mr. Sanchez Pizza

$13

Blackened chicken, black bean corn salsa, house salsa, black olives, red onions, romas, sour cream, lettuce, cheddar and garlic and olive oil base.

14' Mr. Sanchez Pizza

$24

Blackened chicken, black bean corn salsa, house salsa, black olives, red onions, romas, sour cream, lettuce, cheddar and garlic and olive oil base.

18' Mr. Sanchez Pizza

$34

Blackened chicken, black bean corn salsa, house salsa, black olives, red onions, romas, sour cream, lettuce, cheddar and garlic and olive oil base.

10' The Lucille Pizza

$13

Roasted chicken, Kalamata olives, romas, sun-dried tomatoes and pesto base.

14' The Lucille Pizza

$24

Roasted chicken, Kalamata olives, romas, sun-dried tomatoes and pesto base.

18' The Lucille Pizza

$34

Roasted chicken, Kalamata olives, romas, sun-dried tomatoes and pesto base.

10' Funky McChicken Pizza

$13

Roasted chicken, bacon, spinach, red onions, roasted garlic, romas, Parmesan and cream cheese base.

14' Funky McChicken Pizza

$24

Roasted chicken, bacon, spinach, red onions, roasted garlic, romas, Parmesan and cream cheese base.

18' Funky McChicken Pizza

$34

Roasted chicken, bacon, spinach, red onions, roasted garlic, romas, Parmesan and cream cheese base.

10' Hot for Horn Pizza

$13

Spicy. Buffalo chicken, celery, carrots, Gorgonzola and buffalo sauce base with a side of ranch and bleu cheese.

14' Hot for Horn Pizza

$24

Spicy. Buffalo chicken, celery, carrots, Gorgonzola and buffalo sauce base with a side of ranch and bleu cheese.

18' Hot for Horn Pizza

$34

Spicy. Buffalo chicken, celery, carrots, Gorgonzola and buffalo sauce base with a side of ranch and bleu cheese.

10' Cheese Pizza

$10

Mozzarella, provolone, Parmesan and marinara.

14' Cheese Pizza

$18

Mozzarella, provolone, Parmesan and marinara.

18' Cheese Pizza

$25

Mozzarella, provolone, Parmesan and marinara.

10' Zephy Pizza

$12

Portobellos, sun-dried tomatoes, goat cheese and spinach-ricotta sauce.

14' Zephy Pizza

$24

Portobellos, sun-dried tomatoes, goat cheese and spinach-ricotta sauce.

18' Zephy Pizza

$34

Portobellos, sun-dried tomatoes, goat cheese and spinach-ricotta sauce.

10' Miller White Pizza

$12

Sun-dried tomatoes, artichoke hearts, feta and garlic and olive oil base.

14' Miller White Pizza

$22

Sun-dried tomatoes, artichoke hearts, feta and garlic and olive oil base.

18' Miller White Pizza

$31

Sun-dried tomatoes, artichoke hearts, feta and garlic and olive oil base.

10' Strike a Posner Pizza

$12

Romas, sun-dried tomatoes, Parmesan and pesto base.

14' Strike a Posner Pizza

$22

Romas, sun-dried tomatoes, Parmesan and pesto base.

18' Strike a Posner Pizza

$31

Romas, sun-dried tomatoes, Parmesan and pesto base.

10' Red Behrens Pizza

$12

Sun-dried tomatoes, kalamata olives, artichoke hearts, feta and pesto base.

14' Red Behrens Pizza

$24

Sun-dried tomatoes, Kalamata olives, artichoke hearts, feta and pesto base.

18' Red Behrens Pizza

$34

Sun-dried tomatoes, kalamata olives, artichoke hearts, feta and pesto base.

10' Big Teve Pizza

$12

Spinach, roasted red peppers, onions, mushrooms, oregano, feta, Parmesan and garlic and olive oil base.

14' Big Teve Pizza

$22

Spinach, roasted red peppers, onions, mushrooms, oregano, feta, Parmesan and garlic and olive oil base.

18' Big Teve Pizza

$31

Spinach, roasted red peppers, onions, mushrooms, oregano, feta, Parmesan and garlic and olive oil base.

10' Very Gary Pizza

$12

No cheese. Roasted red peppers, onions, black olives, mushrooms, pepperoncinis, artichoke hearts and marinara.

14' Very Gary Pizza

$22

No cheese. Roasted red peppers, onions, black olives, mushrooms, pepperoncinis, artichoke hearts and marinara.

18' Very Gary Pizza

$31

No cheese. Roasted red peppers, onions, black olives, mushrooms, pepperoncinis, artichoke hearts and marinara.

10' Ava-Lance Pizza

$13

Artichoke hearts, Kalamata olives, spinach, sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, feta and garlic and olive oil base.

14' Ava-Lance Pizza

$24

Artichoke hearts, Kalamata olives, spinach, sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, feta and garlic and olive oil base.

18' Ava-Lance Pizza

$34

Artichoke hearts, Kalamata olives, spinach, sun-dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, feta and garlic and olive oil base.

10' Hughes Delight Pizza

$13

Broccoli, romas, green peppers, roasted garlic, Kalamata olives, artichoke hearts, mushrooms, feta and marinara.

14' Hughes Delight Pizza

$24

Broccoli, romas, green peppers, roasted garlic, Kalamata olives, artichoke hearts, mushrooms, feta and marinara.

18' Hughes Delight Pizza

$34

Broccoli, romas, green peppers, roasted garlic, Kalamata olives, artichoke hearts, mushrooms, feta and marinara.

10' Da Duba Pizza

$12

Romas, artichoke hearts, roasted garlic, fresh basil, feta and garlic and olive oil base.

14' Da Duba Pizza

$24

Romas, artichoke hearts, roasted garlic, fresh basil, feta and garlic and olive oil base.

18' Da Duba Pizza

$34

Romas, artichoke hearts, roasted garlic, fresh basil, feta and garlic and olive oil base.

10' Build Your Own Pizza

$10

Choose your sauce base and then add your toppings! All build your own pizzas include our standard mozzarella/provolone blend.

Build Your Own Pizza (Small with Whole-Wheat Crust)

$10

Build Your Own Pizza (Small with Gluten-Free Crust)

$12

14' Build Your Own Pizza

$18

Choose your base and then add your toppings! All build your own pizzas include our standard mozzarella/provolone blend.

Build Your Own Pizza (Medium with Whole-Wheat Crust)

$18

18' Build Your Own Pizza

$27

Choose your base and then add your toppings! All build your own pizzas include our standard mozzarella/provolone blend.

Warm Donuts

$2.5

Do-rite donuts.

Pulled Pork Hash

$12

Bbq pork, fried egg, potatoes, mushrooms, onion, cheddar, sour cream, and salsa.

Avocado Toast

$12

Our guacamole spread topped with goat cheese & a fried egg.

Breakfast Burrito

$12

Refried beans, tater tots, bacon, scrambled eggs, cheddar, tomatoes, salsa, and sour cream.

Breakfast Calzone

$12

Potatoes, egg, onion, peppers, cheddar, salsa and sour cream.

10' Breakfast Za

$12

Cracked eggs, bacon, cheddar, and black pepper.

Yogurt Parfait

$8

Yogurt, banana, blueberries, granola and honey.

Chicken and Waffles

$14

Served with honey butter and maple syrup.

Breakfast Sandwich

$12

Fried egg, bacon, cheddar, fried onion strings, lettuce and tomato. Served with tater tots.

Egg White Tacos

$11

Two flour tortillas with bacon, cheddar, and pico de gallo. Served with chips and salsa.

14' Breakfast Za

$24

Cracked eggs, bacon, cheddar, and black pepper.

Side of Ranch

$0.5

Small side of ranch dressing.

Side of Marinara

$0.5

Small side of marinara sauce.

Boat of Ranch

$1.5

A big boy of ranch for all your ranch needs.

Boat of Marinara

$1.5

A big boy of our house marinara sauce.

Cookie Dough Bite

$2.5

Eggless chocolate chip cookie dough rolled in Oreo crumbs and sprinkles.

Cookie Dough Bowl

$5.5

Our homemade eggless cookie dough topped with sprinkles and cookie crumbs.

Take & Bake Cookies

$6

No measuring or mixing required with our quick and easy homemake chocolate chip cookie dough. Includes enough dough to make six or twelve cookies, fresh and hot out of your oven!

Canned Soda

$1.75

Twelve oz. canned soda.

Bottled Water

$1.5

Red Bull

$3

1 can of red bull.

Red Bull - Sugar Free

$3

1 can of sugar free red bull.

San Pellegrino

$3

1 pint of san pellegrino.