House Rules Cafe in Hudson, NY

Guacamole and Chips

$9

House-made fresh to order. Served with corn chips.

Chili Bean Dip

$9

Beans, guacamole, tomatoes, pickled jalapeño and shredded radish. Vegan and wheat-free. Add Stuff for an additional charge

Roasted Garlic Hummus

$7

Served with veggies and toasted breads for dipping.

Just the chips, folks

$2

Your choice of corn chips or Cape Cod potato chips

Leveled Up Grilled Cheese

$8.5

Two cheeses with our house-made tomato jam. Add Stuff to make it even better.

Classic Grilled Cheese

$6

Cabot cheddar on sourdough and toasted until gooey.

Grilled Pizza

$8

Rosemary focaccia with fresh mozzarella, tomato jam, and basil or fresh tomato, basil, and balsamic vinegar.

Lily's Peanut Butter

$4

PBJ or a fluffernutter.

Vegetarian Reuben

$9.5

Dill pickle sauerkraut, Russian dressing, emmentaler, pickled onion and smokey tempeh on rye. Can be made vegan.

I'm Melting

$9

Tuna salad with cheddar cheese, tomatoes and greens on sourdough-grilled.

Omnomnomicon

$8.5

Drunken goat cheese, a mix of sauteed veggies, and pickled onions on sourdough. Add Stuff to level it up.

Classic Breakfast Sandwich

$5

2 eggs and cheddar on a brioche or bagel. Add Stuff for a divine experience.

Tiny Epic Burgers

$12

3 beef sliders with tomato jam, cheddar, and pickled onion, served with Cape Cod potato chips.

Nachos

$10

Blue corn chips piled high with beans, tomatoes, pickled jalapeños, guacamole, and cheese.

Joel's Go-To Tuna

$7

A scoop of tuna salad on 1/2 an avocado with greens, pickled onion, and balsamic vinaigrette.

Socca

$8.5

A wheat-free pan bread loaded with sauteed seasonal veggies and a pea-shoot pesto. Vegan

Tea

$2.5

Black, green golden and spiced.

Herbal Tea

$2.5

Orange rooibos, peppermint, raspberry patch and lemongrass ginger.

Regular Coffee

$2

Decaf Coffee

$2

Milk

$2.5

Chocolate Milk

$3

Orange Juice (12oz)

$3.5

Golden Harvest Apple Cider (12oz)

$3.5

Seltzer

$2.25

Brand is either Adirondack or Polar

Lagunitas Hop Water

$2.75

Hop-infused seltzer

Fentiman's Curiosity Cola

$2.75

A spiced cola, similar to a root beer. No corn syrup.

Fentiman's Mandarin Orange Jigger

$2.75

An orange soda with a ginger kick. No corn syrup.

Fentiman's Rose Lemonade

$2.75

A British-style lemonade with just a dash of rosewater. Crisp and light, with no corn syrup.

Regatta Ginger Beer

$2.75

Barq's Root Beer

$2.25

12 oz can

Diet Coke

$2.25

12 oz can

Frappe

$7

House-made ice cream beaten into a delicious, sippable shape. Also available in our half-size shake shot, for the smaller appetites.

Fluffernutter Frappe

$8

One of our famous frappes made with the ice cream of your choice, peanut butter, and a toasted dollop of fluff balanced right on top.

Ice Cream Floats

$5.5

Any of our sodas with a scoop of ice cream. We always recommend the Curiosity Cola with Vanilla

Classic Cocoa

$3.5

Sweet Cardamom

$3.5

Cayenne Cocoa

$3.5

Epic Classic Cocoa

$8

A larger size, topped with a homemade marshmallow and whipped cream.

Epic Sweet Cardamom Cocoa

$8

A larger size, topped with a homemade marshmallow and whipped cream.

Epic Cayenne Cocoa3

$8

A larger size, topped with a homemade marshmallow and whipped cream.

Bones of the Earth

$9

Chocolate mousse with a chocolate crumble and salted caramel sauce (Vegan)

Curious Candies

$13

A scrumptious selection of ghoulish ghoodies

The Kraken's Island

$7

Coconut cake with key lime curd & sakeberries

Goodberry Cheesecake

$6

A tangy cheesecake with a seasonal fruit compote.

Stoner Square - S'mores

$3

A marshmallow-bound cereal square: Cocoa Puffs & Golden Grahams

6 Cookies

$5

Your choice of snickerdoodle, oatmeal-cranberry-chocolate chip, or vegan peanut butter.

Goodberry Cheesecake

$6

A tangy cheesecake with a seasonal fruit compote

Ice Cream

$4

One large scoop of house-made vanilla or dairy-free chocolate.

Black-Bottomed Cheesecake

$4

A pumpkin cheesecake with a brownie crust. Two desserts in one!