Mean Sandwich Menu with Prices
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Mean Sandwich Menu
Mean Sandwiches
Sandwiches are like The Beatles?everyone has a favorite. But at Mean, you can't choose poorly. Add Bacon to anything $3 - Gluten Free Options available on all sandwiches as either a lettuce wrap or over our Skins & Ins.
The Mean
$13
Pile of griddled corned beef, shop-made yellow mustard, shop-made pickled red cabbage and fresh picked mint. A delicious 'plot-twist' to your typical corned beef sandwich.
DAMburger - Double
$14
Two 1/4LB 100% Dry Aged Meat patties, smashed and griddled to perfection, two slices of USA cheese with onion, mayo, shop-made pickles and shop-made yellow mustard.
Buon Appetito
$13
Pounded, brined, breaded and deep fried organic chicken breast with iceberg lettuce, Franks buffalo mayo, provolone, & shop-made pickled pepper relish.
JCVH Sandwich
$11
(Jean Claude Van Ham): Shop-made pork sausage patty, sliced ham, swiss cheese, shop-made USSR slaw and dressing. Add a fried egg for even more awesomeness.
Midnight at the Oasis
$11
Shop-made falafel, hummus, harissa beets, and Persian pickles with lettuce and our shop-made white sauce. (Vegan? Just sub tahini for our white sauce.)
The Jersey Sub
$12
Shop-sliced ham, salami, and capicola with provolone, lettuce, tomato, red onion, oregano, and plenty of oil and vinegar for you East Coast sub lovers.
The Fish
$12
Matiz Sardines, shop-made celery root slaw, fried lemons, shop-made pickled jalapeños, fresh cilantro and lettuce with lemon pepper mayo.
Hama Hama Oyster Po'Boy
$13
Fried Hama Hama Oysters, shop-made remoulade, lettuce and lemon pepper mayo on a French roll.
Sides
Our Favorite Spud! 'You're a fool if you don't get these with your sandwich. They take a baked potato, scoop out the inside, dice that along with the skins, and then slide it all in the fryer. They're finished with salt and pepper and are like a beautiful cross between french fries, potato skins, home fries, and a heart attack. You only need one order for two people.' - the infatuation
Skins & Ins - Salt & Pepa
$4
Baked Potatoes, cut in half with the centers scooped out, quartered and deep fried to a crispy deliciousness with salt and pepper.
Skins & Ins Buffalo Style
$5
Salt-N-Pepa Skins smothered in our shop-made white sauce and Frank's Buffalo sauce and fresh chives.
Skins & Ins Fully Loaded
$6
Salt-N-Pepa skins with our shop-made white sauce, shop-made toasted spice mix, thick cut smoked bacon bits, pecorino cheese and fresh chives.
Mean Salad
$5
Romaine, radishes, bun croutons, pecorino, herbs and shop-made sherry vinaigrette.
Desserts
'Save room for a square of this. It's made with day-old buns and has the perfect cinnamon-to-bread ratio. Ask them to toast it in the oven - or even better, take it home, bake it yourself, and make a franken-dessert with the four almost-empty pints of ice cream in the back of your freezer.' - the infatuation
Yesterday's Bun Bread Pudding
$5
Exactly what it sounds like, made with love.
Beverages
Coke - Bottle 'Mexican Coke'
$2.75
Root Beer Bottle
$2.75
Ginger Beer Bottle
$2.75
Sprite Bottle
$2.75
Jarritos - Guava Bottle
$2.75
Jarritos - Tamarind Bottle
$2.75
Creme Soda - Bottle
$2.75
Topo Chico Sparkling Water
$2.25
Coke Can
$1.5
Diet Coke Can
$1.5
Dr Pepper Can
$1.5
Diet Dr Pepper Can
$1.5
Bottled Water
$1
Party Platters
Buying for a group of folks, look here to make ordering easier!
Mean Sandwich Platter - Small
$50
Quickly order 5 sandwiches for the office or dinner party. Option to add sides of Skins and Ins.