New York Strip in Chicago, IL

House Smoked Salmon

$13

lightly vodka cured in grey goose and smoked on premises, then thinly hand sliced, pure foreplay for our meal, accompanied by brioche triangles and sauce creme fraiche.

Calamari Frito

$11

baby calamari, lightly breaded and fried, served with the monkey's own 'cock n tail' sauce.

Hot And Spicy Jumbo Wings

$10

start with wings so big you'd think they were breasts, hot, spicy and juicy, they make you want to blue cheese or ranch sauce on the side.

Colossal Shrimp Cocktail

$12

chilled shrimp on 'extenze' , garnished with preserved lemons and accompanied by a tomato avocado salada.

Country French Onion Or Soup D' Jour

$9

this is no crock, classic onion, croutons, and covered in a spluge of gruyere and provolone cheese.

Classic Caesar Salad

$9

a ménage a trois of romaine, bib and hearts of palm gently tussled in traditional caesar undressing with a hint of anchovy that never tastes of fish.

Classic Caesar Salad

$11

with grilled chicken

Classic Caesar Salad

$12

with shrimp

Lobster Ravioli Or Pasta D' Jour

$13

no limp noodles here, lobster filled pasta pillows in a toasted parmesan creame sauce.

Seared Sea Scallops

$13

fresh jumbo sea scallops, gently seared and served in a light burr blank sauce. who says size doesn't matter?

Cajun Jambalaya

$14

chicken, shrimp, and andouille sausage in a spicy creole paella of rice. les bon ton roulez.

Mini Kobe Burgers

$11

three mini patties of japanese kobe ground beef that will make you forget all about the buns, with or without cheese.

Grilled Chicken Breasts Oreganto

$12

just tits, served in a roasted garlic and oregano duet

New York Strip Steak

$34

our signature 12 oz. prime aged new york, a strip doesn't get any better than this, except maybe on the pole, with potato grattien, grilled vegetable, in a port wine truffle sauce.

Filet Mignon

$30

prime aged 8 oz. filet, hand cut from the whole tenderloin, so you won't need a hand to get your loins tender, with roasted vegetable medley, in a garlic butter bordelaise.

Herb Roasted Vessuvio Chicken

$26

you will erupt over this herb roasted bone-in chicken breast, with garlic potato puree, in vessuvio au jus.

Sea Scallops Provencal

$25

pan seared fresh atlantic sea scallops in tomato provencal sauce served with vegetable puree and wild girl rice

Kobe Beef Tri Tip

$24

in japan these cows are vip, fed a daily diet of beer and massaged by geishas - they don't even pay cover. served with mashed potatoes in port wine sauce.

Vegetable Plate D'Jour

$22

chef's daily selection of fresh organic veggies, in a virtual kama sutra of preparations: steamed, roasted, grilled, baked, or stir fry

Grilled Lamb Chops

$29

grilled colorado, what a rack, of lamb chops. served with garlic potato puree in a rosemary game au jus sauce.

Cold Water Lobster Tail

if you haven't gotten any tail lately...baked or butter poached australian cold water lobster tail served with potato grattien and lobster drawn butter

Classic Creme Brule

$8

tahitian vanilla creme with fruit du jour garnish. so good you'll mutiny for this bounty.

Cheesecake

$8

daily selection of creamy house baked cheesecake with choice of fresh fruit du jour

Gelato

$7

daily flavor selection of house spun gelatos

Chocolate Lava Cake

$7

with a warm creamy center and a drizzle of raspberry sauce. if dessert isn't warm and creamy, why did you buy her dinner?

Crispy Calamari

$12

lightly breaded tender calamari served with cocktail sauce and lemon

Chicken Tenders

$10

fresh chicken breast breaded in house and served with ranch dressing your choice: naked, buffalo or blazing

Chicken Wings

$10

made to order and served with blue cheese and celery. your choice: naked, buffalo or blazing

Jumbo Shrimp

$12

breaded and served with cocktail sauce and lemon

Mac & Cheese Bites

$8

deep fried mac & cheese served with ranch dressing

Loaded Fries

$9

fresh cut fries covered in cheese, bacon, sour cream and chives

Caesar Salad

$8

romaine lettuce tossed with creamy caesar dressing and parmesan cheese

Chopped Salad

$9

a blend of chopped lettuce tossed with a balsamic vinaigrette and grilled chicken topped with bleu cheese crumbles

Chopped Salad

$2

make it a wrap for

Chicken Caesar Wrap

$11

our tasty caesar salad with chicken as a wrap

Late Night Wrap

$14

an angus burger chopped up with green chilies, smoked cheddar, bacon and a fried egg rolled in a tortilla a must have

Angus Burger

$12

an angus beef patty cooked to order and topped with american cheese, lettuce and tomato

Late Night Burger

$14

an angus burger cooked to order with green chilies, smoked cheddar, bacon and topped with a fried egg

Chicken Club

$12

grilled chicken breast with mozzarella cheese, spicy mayo and bacon on a toasted roll

Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

$12

crispy chicken breast smothered in sweet and smokey hot sauce then topped with blue cheese dressing

Char Dog

$9

2 jumbo hot dogs grilled and stuffed into a french roll with caramelized shallots and mustard

Char Dog

$1

add cheese

Char Dog

$2

add bacon

B.L.T.

$12

a mound of crispy bacon with lettuce and tomato served on a french roll

B.L.T.

$1

add cheese

Fresh Cut Fries

$5

Sweet Potato Fries

$5

Extra Dressing

$1

Extra Sauces

$1

Coca-Cola, Diet Coke Or Sprite

$1.5

Bottled Water

$2

Red Bull

$5