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Appetizers

Every agent should begin their mission with a visit to Q.

Fried C4 Cheese Curds
$10

Mini plastic explosives cleverly disguised as Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds. Award-winning, hand-breaded and dipped to order, they have anything but an inert favor. Served with our top secret dipping sauces.

Spy Sliders
$11

3 mini spyburgers, topped with BBQ sauce, cheddar cheese and sauteed onions. Perfect for sharing.

Compromised Chips and Dip
$8

The secret is out - this house-made warm Spinach and artichoke dip is highy sought after and much lauded. Served with house-made tortilla chips.

Bird Watchers
$12

England has nothing on these all-American wings. Choose between classic Buffalo style, dry rub. If you are feeling dangerous - try the Korean glaze.

Green Bean Missiles
$9

Word in MI6 is that these crispy treats are Bond's favorite lightly breaded green beans served with Korean BBQ sauce.

Nachos Camp Stanley
$15

This black site CIA weapons tray is piled high with freshly made tortilla chips and loaded with our secret house-made cheese sauce of cheddar, pepper jack and American. Spies choose seasoned ground beef, house-smoked chicken or black beans. Topped with pico de gallo, avocado crema, cilantro and pickled jalapenos. Big enough for four to share! Vegetarian ? code no meat.

Blacklisted Chicken Tenders
$10

Our secret twist on a classic, blackened and sauteed, these healthy chicken tenders are served with house made Cajun orange marmalade.

Stasi Twists
$12

Our Bavarian operatives sure know how to snack! 3 soft pretzels served with our house made cheese sauce for dipping.

Salads

Fresh greens with tasty and delicious toppings. Any of our salads can be prepared. Vegetarian - Code no meat.

Covert Chopped Salad
$14

This freshly made salad is comprised of chopped romaine, garbanzo beans, tomatoes, pepper smoked bacon, blue cheese crumbles and blackened chicken. Served with a house made white balsamic dressing.

Big Green C Salad
$13

Caesar salad that is, and the notable signature of Sir Mansfield Cummings, first chief of MI6. Our version includes crisp romaine lettuce and grilled chicken tossed with croutons, Parmesan cheese and a classic Caesar dressing. The chief would approve.

The Colombian Salad
$14

Tenthis south american dish is just as complex as the cartel. Shredded lettuce served with your choice of house-seasoned beef or house-smoked chicken. Topped with black bean corn salsa, shredded cheddar jack blend, pico de gallo, avocado crema and topped with seasoned tortilla strips. Tossed in a chipotle ranch dressing. Make it vegan ? remove cheese and served with a citrus lime vinaigrette.

Wai Lin's Ahi Salad
$15

Seared pepper crusted ahi tuna with romaine, napa cabbage, toasted ramen noodles, sunflower seeds, snap peas, green onions and toasted almonds, all tossed in a sweet and sour dressing.

Entrees

Expertly crafted in our scratch kitchen. These entrees are in the business of thwarting the efforts of foreign intelligence agencies.

Licensed to Kill Mac & Cheese
$16

Creamy cheese sauce tossed in pasta with tender chicken, pepper bacon, broccoli, and chipotle peppers. Loaded with garlic bread crumbs. This soon-to-be favorite is a rogue agent. Vegetarian style ? code no meat.

Blowback BBQ Ribs
$17

There are no unintended consequences with these house-made, slow-cooked pork ribs. No hands necessary, this fork-and-knife half rack of ribs is covertly served with coleslaw and fries.

Furtive Fish Fry
$15

A favorite any day of the week. Our beer-battered cod is secretly served every day with french fries, coleslaw and our top gun tartar sauce.

Mata Hari's Meatloaf
$16

House made meatloaf smothered in a portobello mushroom gravy and topped with onion straws, this was a favorite of mata hari while on a stakeout. We serve it over from-scratch mashed potatoes. Don't ask for the recipe, it is top secret.

Sandwiches

Freshly prepared in our Scratch Kitchen. We find this painstaking method of surreptitiously opening and closing pouches and envelopes extremely useful in the art of sandwich making. All of our sandwiches are personally hand-crafted in house. All sandwiches include a choice of Parmesan ranch kettle chips or coleslaw. Spies can always upgrade to french fries, onion rings and fresh fruit for an additional charge.

Prime Rib Timed Drop Sandwich
$16

Tender, shaved prime rib, slow-roasted in house and warmed in our succulent au jus. It will be retrieved at the 'Pre-determined' moment piled high on a ciabatta bun and served with horseradish and au jus on the side for further agent brush passing. Make it a Philly, onions, peppers and provolone.

Day Smart Turned Chicken Sandwich
$12

Fresh chicken breast topped with bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, mayonnaise and tomato all on a fresh buttery brioche style bun.

The Raven Sandwich
$14

It's hard to resist the seduction of this sandwich. House-cured corned beef, melted Swiss cheese, sauerkraut and top secret dressing on marble rye.

Tradecraft Taco Sandwich
$14

No understanding the methods to our taco madness. beer-battered cod, fried to order with coleslaw, fried to order with coleslaw, cilantro, lime vinaigrette and chipotle ranch dressing served on flour tortillas.

Mr Stamper BLT Sandwich
$11

Even our pickiest agents agree that everything tastes better with bacon. House-roasted turkey on toasted whole grain bread with pepper-smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato and honey mustard aioli come together to accomplish this savory mission.

Cuban Missile Crisis Sandwich
$12

Slow-roasted pulled pork, sliced ham, Swiss cheese, dill pickle chip and honey mustard aioli on a pressed ciabatta bun. No Bay of Pigs here.

Burgers

All burgers are 100% USDA and delicious. A four-member swat team of delicious burgers deployed to suppress a rogue appetite. All of our burgers are locally sourced and Personally Handcrafted with a special steakhouse blend from a local ranch, meat by linz. All burgers include a choice of Parmesan ranch kettle chips or coleslaw. Spies can always upgrade to french fries or onion rings and fresh fruit for an additional charge.

Spy Burger
$10

Why not match the 2nd oldest profession with one of the most original sandwiches ever made? This classic burger is hands down the best in the city. Hand-pattied, smashed on a flat top, and seasoned to perfection, served on a freshly baked brioche bun. Have it plain or choose from 1 of our infamous covers.

Double Agent Burger
$12

This conduit of disinformation comes with 2 all-beef patties, American cheese, sauteed red onions and our top secret burger sauce, all served on marble rye.

Mother of all Burger
$15

This is truly the mother of all burgers. Our USDA hand-pattied beef topped with American cheese, bacon, and an over easy egg, topped with our secret sauce on a brioche bun. Definitely sure to cause a massive ordinance air blast.

Mission Impossible Burger
$14

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is two mouthwatering premium USDA Angus patties with smoked bacon, cheddar and pepper jack cheeses, onion rings and chipotle ranch. Complete with a 'self-destruct' jalapeno relish. We will never confirm or deny an agent accepting this mission.

Smersh Burger
$12

This vegan black bean patty is preferred by Rosa Krebs to keep her counter-espionage agents like grant fit and trim. Truly delicious with red peppers, sauteed mushrooms, lettuce, tomato and a creamy herb dressing on the side. Vegan.

The Provocateur Burger
$13

This operative comprises USDA Angus Hand-Pattied burger topped with a spreadable brie and bacon jam. Sure to incite you and your fellow agents.

Kid's Menu

Available for spies 12 and under. All Junior spy meals are served with a beverage of choice in a souvenier color changing cup.

Junior Spy Burger with Cheese
$9

Cheeseburger with french fries.

Kid's Mini Golden Bullets
$8

Mini corn dogs with french fries.

Kid's Undercover Mac and Cheese
$8

Creamy white cheddar mac and cheese.

Kid's Goldfingers
$8

Southern fried chicken tenders served with ranch or BBQ sauce and french fries.

Sides

Expertly crafted in our scratch kitchen. Little notes or short messages passed between assets, typically on cigarette papers or gum wrappers.

Basket of Fries
$4

Basket of Onion Rings
$5

Side of Fresh Fruit
$3

Side of Coleslaw
$2

Albert Broccoli's Broccoli
$6

Basket of Parmesan Ranch Kettle Chips
$3

Brunch Sunrise

Brunch food.

Las Espias Chilaquiles Brunch
$10

Fried tortillas tossed in a tomatillo salsa, cheddar Jack cheese and topped with fried eggs slyly served aside our top secret breakfast potatoes.

Safehouse Skillet Brunch
$12

Take on our signature breakfast mission: a combination of pepper smoked bacon, honey baked ham, cheddar Jack cheese and fried eggs served on top of our secret breakfast potatoes.

Classified Breakfast Brunch
$12

Highly confidential, the classified breakfast is a combination of scrambled eggs layered on a funnel cake, served with pepper smoked bacon and our top secret breakfast potatoes.

The B1 Bomber Brunch
$15

When sweet and savory are paired together, things can become supersonic! Homemade funnel cake and beer-battered chicken tenders served with our top secret breakfast potatoes.

Operation Hangover Recovery Brunch
$14

Your hangover will thank you after this masterpiece. A scratch made beef burger topped with honey baked ham, bacon, a fried egg, American cheese and maple syrup, on a brioche bun.

Brunch Afternoon

Lunch menu.

Fried C4 Cheese Curds Brunch
$10

Mini plastic explosives cleverly disguised as Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds. award-warning, hand-breaded and dipped to order, they have anything but an inert flavor. Served with our top secret dipping sauces.

Stasi Twists Brunch
$9

Our Bavarian operatives sure know how to snack! 3 soft pretzels served with our house-made cheese sauce for dipping.

Nachos Camp Stanley Brunch
$15

This black site CIA weapons tray is piled high with freshly made tortilla chips and loaded with our secret house-made cheese sauce of cheddar, pepper jack and American. Spies choose seasoned ground beef, housesmoked chicken or black beans. Topped with pico de gallo, avocado crema, cilantro and pickled jalapenos. Big enough for four to share!

Covert Chopped Brunch
$14

This freshly made salad is comprised of chopped romaine, garbanzo beans, tomatoes, maple pepper smoked bacon, blue cheese crumbles and blackened chicken breast. Served with a house made white balsamic dressing.

Colombian Brunch
$14

This South American dish is just as complex as the cartel. Shredded lettuce served with your choice of house-seasoned beef or house-smoked chicken. Topped with black bean corn salsa, shredded cheddar Jack blend, pico de gallo, avocado crema and topped with seasoned tortilla strips. Tossed in a chipotle ranch dressing.

Mr. Stamper BLT Brunch
$11

Even our pickiest agents agree that everything tastes better with bacon. House roasted turkey on toasted whole grain bread with pepper-smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato and honey mustard aioli come together to accomplish this savory mission.

Prime Rib Timed Drop Brunch
$16

Tender, shaved prime rib, slow-roasted in house and warmed in our succulent au jus. It will be retrieved at the 'pre-determined' moment piled high on a ciabatta bun and served with horseradish and au jus on the side for further agent brush passing. Make it a Philly for an additional charge. onions, peppers and provolone.

Day Smart Turned Chicken Brunch
$12

Marinated chicken breast topped with bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, mayonnaise and tomato all on a fresh artisanal style bun.

Spy Burger Brunch
$10

Why not match the 2nd oldest profession with one of the most original sandwiches ever made? This classic burger is hands down the best in the city. Hand-pattied, smashed on a flat top, and seasoned to perfection, served on a freshly baked brioche bun. Have it plain or choose from one of our infamous covers.

Mother of all Burger Brunch
$15

This is truly the mother of all burgers. Our USDA hand-pattied beef topped with American cheese, bacon, and an over easy egg, topped with our secret sauce on a brioche bun. Definitely sure to cause a massive ordinance air blast.

Smersh Burger Brunch
$12

This vegan black bean patty is preferred by Rosa Krebs to keep her counter-espionage agents like grant fit and trim. Truly delicious with red peppers, sauteed mushrooms, lettuce, tomato and a creamy herb dressing on the side. Vegan.

Mission Impossible Burger Brunch
$14

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is two mouthwatering premium USDA Angus patties with smoked bacon, cheddar and pepper jack cheeses, onion rings and chipotle ranch. Complete with a self-destruct jalapeno relish. We will never confirm or deny an agent accepting this mission.

The Provocateur Brunch
$13

This operative comprises USDA Angus hand-pattied burger topped with a spreadable brie and bacon jam. Sure to incite you and your fellow agents.

Lunch Appetizers

Every agent should begin their mission with a visit to Q.

Fried C4 Cheese Curds Lunch
$10

Mini plastic explosives cleverly disguised as Wisconsin white cheddar cheese curds. Award-Winning, Hand-breaded and dipped to order, they have anything but an inert favor. Served with our top secret dipping sauces.

Spy Sliders Lucnh
$11

3 mini spyburgers, topped with BBQ sauce, cheddar cheese and sauteed onions. Perfect for sharing.

Compromised Chips and Dip Lunch
$8

The secret is out - this house-made warm spinach and artichoke dip is highy sought after and much lauded. Served with house-made tortilla chips.

Bird Watchers Lunch
$12

England has nothing on these all-American wings. Choose between classic buffalo style, dry rub. If you are feeling dangerous - try the Korean glaze.

Green Bean Missiles Lunch
$9

Word in MI6 is that these crispy treats are bond's favorite lightly breaded green beans served with Korean BBQ sauce.

Nachos Camp Stanley Lunch
$15

This black site CIA weapons tray is piled high with freshly made tortilla chips and loaded with our secret house-made cheese sauce of cheddar, pepper jack and American. Spies choose seasoned ground beef, house-smoked chicken or black beans. Topped with pico de gallo, avocado crema, cilantro and pickled jalapenos. Big enough for four to share! Vegetarian ? Code no meat.

Blacklisted Chicken Tenders Lunch
$10

Our secret twist on a classic, blackened and sauteed, these healthy chicken tenders are served with house made Cajun orange marmalade.

Stasi Twists Lunch
$9

Our bavarian operatives sure know how to snack! 3 soft pretzels served with our House made cheese sauce for dipping.

Lunch Salad

Fresh greens with tasty and delicious toppings. Any of our salads can be prepared vegetarian ? Code no meat.

Covert Chopped Salad Lunch
$14

This freshly made salad is comprised of chopped romaine, garbanzo beans, tomatoes, pepper smoked bacon, blue cheese crumbles and blackened chicken. Served with a house made white balsamic dressing.

Big Green C Lunch
$13

Caesar salad that is, and the notable signature of Sir Mansfield Cummings, first chief of MI6. Our version includes crisp romaine lettuce and grilled chicken tossed with croutons, Parmesan cheese and a classic Caesar dressing. The chief would approve.

The Colombian Salads Lunch
$14

This freshly made salad is comprised of chopped romaine, garbanzo beans, tomatoes, pepper smoked bacon, blue cheese crumbles and blackened chicken. Served with a house made white balsamic dressing.

Wai Lin's Ahi Salad Lunch
$15

Seared pepper crusted ahi tuna with romaine, napa cabbage, toasted ramen noodles, sunflower seeds, snap peas, green onions and toasted almonds, all tossed in a sweet and sour dressing.

Lunch Sandwiches

Freshly prepared in our Scratch Kitchen. We find this painstaking method of surreptitiously opening and closing pouches and envelopes extremely useful in the art of sandwich making. All of our sandwiches are personally hand-crafted in house. All sandwiches include a choice of Parmesan ranch kettle chips or coleslaw. Spies can always upgrade to french fries, onion rings and fresh fruit for an additional charge.

Prime Rib Timed Drop Sandwich Lunch
$16

Tender, shaved prime rib, slow-roasted in house and warmed in our succulent au jus. It will be retrieved at the 'Pre-determined' moment piled high on a ciabatta bun and served with horseradish and au jus on the side for further agent brush passing. Make it a Philly, onions, peppers and provolone.

Day Smart Turned Chicken Sandwich Lunch
$12

Fresh chicken breast topped with bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, mayonnaise and tomato all on a fresh buttery brioche style bun.

Tradecraft Taco Sandwich Lunch
$14

No understanding the methods to our taco madness. beer-battered cod, fried to order with coleslaw, fried to order with coleslaw, cilantro, lime vinaigrette and chipotle ranch dressing served on flour tortillas.

Mr Stamper BLT Sandwich Lunch
$11

Even our pickiest agents agree that everything tastes better with bacon. House-roasted turkey on toasted whole grain bread with pepper-smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato and honey mustard aioli come together to accomplish this savory mission.

Cuban Missile Crisis Sandwich Lunch
$12

Slow-roasted pulled pork, sliced ham, Swiss cheese, dill pickle chip and honey mustard aioli on a pressed ciabatta bun. No Bay of Pigs here.

Lunch Burger

All burgers are 100% USDA and delicious. A four-member swat team of delicious burgers deployed to suppress a rogue appetite. All of our burgers are locally sourced and Personally Handcrafted with a special steakhouse blend from a local ranch, meat by linz. All burgers include a choice of Parmesan ranch kettle chips or coleslaw. Spies can always upgrade to french fries or onion rings and fresh fruit for an additional charge.

Spy Burger Lunch
$10

Why not match the 2nd oldest profession with one of the most original sandwiches ever made? This classic burger is hands down the best in the city. Hand-pattied, smashed on a flat top, and seasoned to perfection, served on a freshly baked brioche bun. Have it plain or choose from 1 of our infamous covers.

Double Agent Burger Lunch
$12

This conduit of disinformation comes with 2 all-beef patties, American cheese, sauteed red onions and our top secret burger sauce, all served on marble rye.

Mother of all Burger Lunch
$15

This is truly the mother of all burgers. Our USDA hand-pattied beef topped with American cheese, bacon, and an over easy egg, topped with our secret sauce on a brioche bun. Definitely sure to cause a massive ordinance air blast.

Mission Impossible Burger Lunch
$14

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is 2 mouthwatering premium USDA Angus patties with smoked bacon, cheddar and pepper jack cheeses, onion rings and chipotle ranch. Complete with a 'self-destruct' jalapeno relish. We will never confirm or deny an agent accepting this mission.

Smersh Burger Lunch
$12

This vegan black bean patty is preferred by Rosa Krebs to keep her counter-espionage agents like Grant fit and trim. Truly delicious with red peppers, sauteed mushrooms, lettuce, tomato and a creamy herb dressing on the side.

The Provocateur Burger Lunch
$13

This operative comprises USDA Angus hand-pattied burger topped with a spreadable brie and bacon jam. Sure to incite you and your fellow agents.

Lunch Entrees

Expertly crafted in our scratch kitchen. These entrees are in the business of thwarting the efforts of foreign intelligence agencies.

Licensed to Kill Mac & Cheese Lunch
$16

Creamy cheese sauce tossed in pasta with tender chicken, pepper bacon, broccoli, and chipotle peppers. Loaded with garlic bread crumbs. This soon-to-be favorite is a rogue agent. Vegetarian style ? code no meat.

Blowback BBQ Ribs Lunch
$17

There are no unintended consequences with these house-made, slow-cooked pork ribs. No hands necessary, this fork-and-knife 1/2 rack of ribs is covertly served with coleslaw and fries.

Furtive Fish Fry Lunch
$15

A favorite any day of the week. Our Beer-Battered cod is secretly served every day with french fries, coleslaw and our top gun tartar sauce.

Mata Hari's Meatloaf Lunch
$16

House made meatloaf smothered in a portobello mushroom gravy and topped with onion straws, this was a favorite of mata hari while on a stakeout. We serve it over from-scratch mashed potatoes. Don't ask for the recipe, it is top secret.

Lunch Sides

Expertly crafted in our scratch kitchen. Little notes or short messages passed between assets, typically on cigarette papers or gum wrappers.

Basket of Fries Lunch
$4

Basket of Onion Rings Lunch
$5

Side of Fresh Fruit Lunch
$3

Side of Coleslaw Lunch
$2

Albert Broccoli's Broccoli Lunch
$6

Basket of Parmesan Ranch Kettle Chips Lunch
$3

Desserts

O Bomb
$8

An Oreo cookie universe of white and milk chocolate with Oreo chunks and showered with dark chocolate drizzle.

The Jinx
$8

Just like the Bond character this dessert is small in size but pack in flavor. This is a gluten-free, flourless cake topped with whipped cream.

Fat Bastard
$16

A colossal combination of blondie bite, chocolate cake and ice cream topped with whipped cream, chocolate sauce and a sparkler. Diffuse before eating.

Agent Blonde
$7

Our flaky, blonde brownie bites are made with pecans and chocolate chips. Served with vanilla ice cream and drizzled with hot fudge.

Bourne's Blackout Cake
$11

Gargantuan...big enough for 2 to share...layer upon layer of dark moist chocolate cake, sandwiched between the silkiest smooth chocolate filling, piled high with chunks of cake.