The Angry Elephant in San Antonio, TX
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The Angry Elephant Menu in San Antonio
Healthy Rage
Healthy Rage
Spicy Caesar Salad
$7.99
Romaine lettuce and herb marinated cherry tomatoes tossed with custom Caesar dressing topped with roasted corn and black bean salsa, jalapeno croutons, avocado and cilantro.
The Wedge Salad
$7.99
1/4 head of iceberg lettuce with bleu cheese or ranch dressing, bleu cheese crumbles, Applewood smoked bacon and fresh ground pepper.
Pulled Pork Salad
$9.99
Fresh spring greens, chopped walnuts, house made pulled pork, bleu cheese crumbles and ranch or bleu cheese dressing, served with fireball BBQ sauce on the side.
Chop Salad
$7.99
Fresh chopped spring greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, cucumber, red onion, Applewood bacon, cheddar and bleu cheese, served with house red wine herb vinaigrette dressing.
Ahi Tuna Salad
$13.99
Crisp red greens, herb marinated cherry tomatoes, red onions, cucumber slices, Parmesan and crispy wontons tossed in light Asian vinaigrette topped with sesame crusted ahi tuna and wasabi peas.
Food
Food
The Millard Fillmore Dogn Dog
$4.99
Eisenberg gourmet beef frank. Served on a steamed kaiser bun 1/4 lb. Served with house made potato chips.
The NObama Chicago Dog
$6.99
A Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions, tomato wedges, dill spears, pickled banana peppers and celery salt served on a steamed kaiser bun 1/4 lb. Served with house made potato chips.
The Bill Clinton Dirty Chili Cheese Dog
$6.99
A Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, cheddar cheese and our homemade chili served on a steamed kaiser bun 1/4 lb. Served with house made potato chips.
The Al Gore Frito Pie Dog
$6.99
A Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, cheddar cheese our homemade chili, Fritos, diced onion and pickled sliced jalapenos. Served with house made potato chips.
The Henry Cisneros Mexican Dog
$7.99
A Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, bacon, slices, cheddar cheese sauce, avocado, pico de gallo and jalapenos served on a steamed kaiser bun 1/4 lb. Served with house made potato chips.
The John Edwards Carolina Chili Dog
$6.99
A Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, our homemade chili, coleslaw and diced onions served on a steamed kaiser bun 1/4 lb. Served with house made potato chips.
The Hillary Clinton Pastrami Dog
$8.99
A Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Swiss cheese, Dijon mustard, Eisenberg pastrami and coleslaw served on a steamed dark rye bun 1/4 lb. Served with house made potato chips.
The Scott Walker Bratwurst
$6.99
Eisenberg gourmet bratwurst, brown spicy mustard, beer-butter sauerkraut and onions served on a steamed kaiser bun 1/4 lb. Served with house made potato chips.
The FDR All American Dog
$5.99
A Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, ketchup, yellow mustard, sweet pickle relish, diced onions and a dill spear served on a steamed kaiser bun 1/4 lb. Served with house made potato chips.
The JFK Baked Bean Dog
$6.99
A Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, yellow mustard, a s;lice of bacon and our homemade baked beans, served on a steamed kaiser bun 1/4 lb. Served with house made potato chips.
The Grover Cleveland Buffalo Dog
$6.99
A Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Buffalo sauce, blue cheese bits, tomato slices and diced onions. Served on a steamed kaiser bun 1/4 lb. Served with house made potato chips.
The LBJ Chili Cheese Texas Works Dog
$7.99
A Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, bacon slices, cheddar cheese sauce, our homemade chili, diced onion and pickled sliced jalapenos served on a steamed kaiser bun 1/4 lb. Served with house made potato chips.
The George W. Bush BLT Dog
$6.99
A Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, mayonnaise, bacon slices, lettuce and tomato wedges served on a steamed kaiser bun 1/4 lb. Served with house made potato chips.
The Walter Kronkite Kansas City Dog
$6.99
A Eisenberg gourmet frank, Swiss cheese, spicy brown mustard and beer-butter sauerkraut and onions served on a steamed kaiser bun 1/4 lb. Served with house made potato chips.
The Gerald Ford Reuben Dog
$8.99
A Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Swiss cheese, 1000 Island, Eisenberg corned beef and sauerkraut served on a steamed dark rye bun 1/4 lb. Served with house made potato chips.
The Ben Franklin Philly Cheese Steak Dog
$6.99
Eisenberg gourmet beef frank, Philly steak with onions and peppers and house made green chili queso served on a steamed kaiser bun 1/4 lb. Served with house made potato chips.
Seething Sandwiches
Seething Sandwiches
The Republican Sandwich
$9.99
Ham and Swiss panini premium sliced ham, Swiss cheese tomato, red onion and Dijon mustard served on a pressed grilled kaiser bun. Served with house made potato chips.
The Libertarian Sandwich
$9.99
The Cuban panini house made pulled pork, premium sliced ham, yellow mustard and pickles on a pressed grilled kaiser bun. Served with house made potato chips.
The Populist Sandwich
$9.99
Philly cheese steak panini tenderloin Philly steak with onions and peppers and house made green chili queso served on a pressed grilled kaiser bun. Served with house made potato chips.
The Democrat Sandwich
$9.99
Pastrami Reuben panini premium pastrami, Swiss cheese, Bavarian sauerkraut and Thousand Island dressing, served on a pressed grilled dark rye roll, served with a side of horseradish. Served with house made potato chips.
The Pacific Sandwich
$9.99
Pulled pork mac and cheese sandwich house made pulled pork with fireball BBQ sauce topped with house made mac and cheese served on grilled butter Texas toast. Served with house made potato chips.
The Green Sandwich
$13.99
Ahi Tuna sandwich 2 lightly seared ahi tuna steaks accompanied by wasabi slaw and served on toasted Hawaiian buns. Served with house made potato chips.
A Bit Persnickety
A Bit Persnickety
The Communist
$14.99
Edam, smoked Gouda, fontina and Manchego cheese, Genoa salami and prosciutto served with assorted Carr crackers.
Fresh Blue Band Oysters
$14.99
A dozen fresh gulf oysters served with homemade spicy tequila cocktail sauce, lemon wedges and Carr crackers.
The Constitutionalist
$13.99
Shrimp cocktail 1/2 dozen Texas gulf shrimp served with house made mango cocktail sauce.
A Little Chipy
A Little Chipy
Crispy House Made Potato Chips
$3.99
Seasoned with sea salt, cracked pepper and Parmesan cheese.
Chocolate Chips
$4.99
Crispy house made chips seasoned with cayenne salt and drizzled with chocolate sauce.
Alamo Chips
$5.99
Crispy house made chips seasoned with sea salt, cracked peppers, Parmesan cheese and lemon pepper served with a Kalamata olive dipping sauce.
The Al Gore Frito Pie
$6.99
Fritos, homemade house chili, cheese, jalapenos, sour cream and onion.
Nacho Chips
$5.99
Crispy house made seasoned potato chips served with house made green chili queso sauce.