The Drunken Donkey Colony in The Colony, TX

Bacon Thingies

$9

Fresh jalapenos, shredded chicken, Monterey Jack cheddar, bacon, hot sauce and ranch.

Giant Bavarian Pretzel

$9.5

Oversized pretzel, rock salt and queso.

Old Chub Queso with Salsa

$5

Oskar Blues Old Chub scotch ale, tortilla chips and house made salsa.

Old Chub Queso with Guacamole

$8

Oskar blues old chub scotch ale, tortilla chips and house made salsa.

Old Chub Queso

$7

Oskar blues old chub scotch ale, tortilla chips and house made salsa. Add chili or pulled pork for an additional charge.

Jalapeno Bottle Caps

$8

Fresh jalapeno, hand breaded, deep fried and ranch.

Big Nachos

$11

Old chub queso, chili, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, fresh jalapenos and sour cream. Substitute pulled pork, steak or chicken for an additional charge.

Donkey Balls

$9

Signature beef meatballs, queso fresco, parsley and chipotle BBQ.

Fried Pickle Stackers

$8

Dill stackers, deep ellum IPA, hand breaded, deep fried and chipotle ranch.

Deviled Eggs

$7

Farm fresh eggs, bacon, jalapeno and paprika.

Crab Cake Balls

$9

Crab, panko, garlic, lemon, cocktail sauce and remoulade sauce.

House Salad

$8

Spring mix, tomatoes, onions, cheese and bacon.

Cup of Soup

$4

Tomato basil or French onion.

Mediterranean Salad

$14

Tomato, onion, cucumber, Kalamata olives, feta, olive oil, salt, fresh cracked pepper and oregano.

Chicken Caesar Salad

$11

Romaine, Caesar, Parmesan and croutons.

Chef Salad

$12

Spring mix, tomato, onion, cucumber, cheese, ham, turkey, bacon, egg and croutons.

Ahi Tuna Salad

$17

Seared ahi tuna steak, spring mix, red onions, diced tomatoes and avocado. Topped with sesame seed dressing.

Chicken Fried Chicken

$13

Marinated chicken breast, revolver blood and honey beer batter, deep fried, white gravy and Texas toast.

Smothered Chicken

$13

Grilled chicken, old chubb queso, bacon, fresh jalapenos, tomatoes and over mashed potatoes.

1/2 Roasted Chicken

$15

Roasted 1/2 chicken, chipotle BBQ, basted or pepper, lemon and rosemary.

Grilled Chicken

$12

Marinated chicken breast. Spice it up by adding your favorite toppings!

Grilled Meatloaf

$14

House-made meatloaf, shiner bock brown gravy, onion tanglers and Texas toast.

14 oz. Ribeye

$24

Flame grilled ribeye cooked to your liking.

Fried Catfish

$12

Clasic or Cajun, yellow cornmeal and flash fried.

Fish and Chips

$13

Atlantic cod, revolver blood and honey beer batter, deep fried and tartar sauce.

Raspberry Glazed Jalapeno Pork Chop

$17

Thick cut bone-in pork chops, jalapeno pepper marinade, bishop crackberry cider and raspberry glaze.

Tortilla Crusted Tilapia

$17

Blue and yellow corn, pico de gallo, lime and cilantro.

Pot Roast

$16

Tender pot roast slow roasted with carrots, onions and gravy served with mashed potatoes.

Roasted Duck

$18

1/2 an oven roasted duck breast, flash fried, glazed with Blue Moon orange sauce and served with mashed potatoes.

Salmon Fillet

$18

Served with mashed potatoes and green beans.

Smothered Bock Burger

$14

Wagyu beef patty on top of Texas toast topped with mashed potatoes and sauteed mushrooms. Served with a side of french fries and oil smothered with Shiner Bock brown gravy.

White Balsamic Glazed Mahi Mahi

$18

Served with mashed potatoes and green beans.

Build Your Own Burger

$7.5

Classic Cheeseburger

$10

American cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle and red onion.

Double Bacon with Cheese Burger

$14

Double meat, American cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickle and red onion.

The Squealer Burger

$14

Bishop crackberry pulled pork, ham, cheddar cheese, bacon, onion, pickle and chipotle BBQ sauce.

Chorizo Burger

$14

Chorizo, pico de gallo, queso fresco, sour cream and lettuce.

Impossible Burger

$13

Plant-based meat substitute burger with lettuce, tomato, onion and pickles. No animal, no compromise. Just 1 impossible burger. Lettuce as a bun available upon request!

Reuben Sandwich

$13

Sliced corned beef, sauerkraut, Swiss and boom boom sauce on rye.

Cuban Sandwich

$12

Pulled pork, ham, pickle, Swiss and Serrano mustard and baguette.

Donkey Philly

$12

Steak, mushrooms, queso, fresh grilled jalapenos and baguette.

Pulled Pork Sandwich

$11

Pulled pork, chipotle BBQ, onion tanglers, pickles and brioche.

Gourmet Quesadilla

$12

Flour or spinach tortilla, steak or chicken or pulled pork for an additional charge, cheddar Jack cheese, pico de gallo, salsa, sour cream and jalapenos.

Big Grilled Cheese Sandwich

$9.5

Hawaiian brioche, cheddar and pepper jack and texas toast. Add bacon or a fried egg or ham for an additional charge.

Big Club Sandwich

$12

Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, avocado, mayo and Texas toast.

Big BLT Sandwich

$12

Bacon, lettuce, tomatoes and mayo with Texas toast.

Chicken Sandwich

$10

Grilled or fried chicken, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, pickles, mayo and brioche.

French Dip

$11

French onion roast beef, provolone, horseradish, au jus and brioche.

Chicken Caesar Wrap

$11

Sliced grilled chicken breast, romaine lettuce, Caesar dressing and shredded Parmesan cheese in a spinach tortilla.

Chicken Salad Croissant

$12

Traditional chicken salad served on a toasted croissant.

Croissant Club

$12

Turkey provolone cheese, tomato, avocado, sprouts and avocado tequila sauce.

Grilled Chicken Wrap

$11

Sliced grilled chicken breast, spring mix, cheddar and Monterrey jack cheese, tomato, cucumber, Applewood-smoked bacon and ranch dressing in a spinach tortilla.

Hummus Veggie Wrap

$13

Traditional hummus, spring mix, sliced avocado, tomato, cucumber, red onion, kalamata olives and crumbled feta cheese in a spinach tortilla.

Philly Cheese Steak

$13

Your choice of meat, onion, bell peppers, mushrooms and provolone cheese.

Pulled Pork Street Tacos

$11

2 Bishop Crackberry braised pulled pork tacos served on white corn tortillas and topped with lettuce, tomatoes and onions. Served with a side of tortilla chips, salsa and black beans.

Shrimp Po Boy

$14

Your style of shrimp, lettuce, tomatoes and boom boom sauce in a grilled hoagie roll.

Shrimp Tacos

$12

Your style of shrimp piled over corn tortillas with shredded lettuce, diced tomato, red onions, Sriracha aioli and cilantro. Served with tortilla chips salsa and black beans on the side.

5 Piece Wings

$6.5

Comes with 1 flavor per 5 wings. All drums for an additional charge.

10 Piece Wings

$13

Comes with 1 flavor per 5 wings. All drums for an additional charge.

15 Piece Wings

$18.5

Comes with 1 flavor per 5 wings. All drums for an additional charge.

20 Piece Wings

$24

Comes with 1 flavor per 5 wings. All drums for an additional charge.

50 Pieces Wing

$54

Includes a side of celery.

Boneless Strips

$8

Ranch or blue cheese and carrots and celery for an additional charge.

Potato and Egg Taco

$3

Chorizo and Egg Taco

$4

Fish Tacos

$10

Fried, grilled or blackened cod, coleslaw, red onions, Sriracha aioli, tortilla chips and charro beans.

Street Tacos

$10

Beef or pulled pork, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, tortilla chips and charro beans.

Mashed Potatoes

$3

Fries

$3

Sweet Potato Fries

$3

Onion Tanglers

$3

Charro Beans

$3

Brussels Sprouts

$3

Green Beans

$3

Side Salad

$3

Texas Toast

$3

Black Beans

$4

Jalapeno Cheese Grits

$4

Mac and Cheese

$4

Sweet Potato Tater Tots

$4

Cookies and Cream Cheesecake

$6

Pineapple Upside Down Cake

$7.5

Cream Cheese Stuffed Pretzels

$11

Served with Lindeman's framboise raspberry sauce.

White Chocolate Lava Cake

$7.5

Bourbon Pecan Pie

$8.5

New York Style Cheesecake

$7.5

Henry's Vanilla Bean Ice Cream

$6

Henry's Peanut Butter and Bailey's Ice Cream

$6

Jack Hash

$13

Corned beef cooked in Deep Ellum IPA, diced potatoes, grilled onions and bell peppers with 2 fried eggs.

Breckenridge Vanilla Porter French Toast

$13

Thick-sliced Hawaiian brioche bread dipped in Breckenridge Vanilla Porter batter and grilled to a golden brown. Served with Rogue Hazelnut maple syrup, whipped butter and dusted with powdered sugar and 2 slices of bacon.

Breakfast Philly

$13

Steak, eggs, bell peppers, onions, mushrooms and queso wrapped in a flour tortilla. Served with fries and salsa.

Chicken and Waffle Royale

$15

Belgian waffle, stacked with 3 chicken strips, 3 pieces of bacon, fried egg and Rogue hazelnut syrup.

Eggs in a Basket

$13

2 Thick cut pieces of texas toast with an over-easy egg cooked in each, topped with avocado and served with bacon and a side of salsa

Donkey Omlette

$11

Build your own: Ham, bacon, tomatoes, cheese, bell peppers, mushrooms, jalapenos, and onions

Burro Ranchero

$12

A pair of corn tostadas with ranchero beans, salsa, cheese, spicy Neato Bandito salsa, and a fried egg each.

2 Egg Meal

$9

Two eggs, prepared to your liking, two slices of bacon, two slices of tomatoes, and a side of diced potatoes.

Migas

$12

Corn tortilla crumbs (migas), tossed with scrambled eggs, onions, cheese, and topped with cilantro and spicy Neato bandito salsa

Barley Burrito

$12

Eggs, bacon, and cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla and topped with red salsa, more cheese, and spicy Neato Bandito salsa.

Black Bean Ranchero

$10

A pair of corn tostadas with black beans, lettuce, cheese, pico, chipotle ranch, and a fried egg each.

Egg O-Holic

$10

Eight fried eggs & four slices of toast.

Single Burger

$9.5

6 oz. premium fresh beef patty with lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion on a brioche bun. Served with your choice of side.

Single Cheeseburger

$10

6 oz. premium fresh beef patty with melted American cheese topped with lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion on a brioche bun. Served with your choice of side.

French Toast Burger

$14

6 oz. premium fresh beef patty served on thick hand cut Wells banana bread french toast. Served with your choice of side.

The Warhorse

$15

Two 6 oz. premium fresh beef patties with American cheese, fried jalapenos and destroyer sauce on a brioche bun. Served with your choice of side.

Burrito Burger

$13

6 oz. of premium fresh seasoned beef with pico de gallo, smothered in queso and wrapped in a tortilla. Served with your choice of side.

Maple Bacon Short Rib Burger

$15.5

6 oz. of premium fresh seasoned beef with maple bacon jam, crispy bacon, pulled 512 Pecan Porter braised short rib and cheddar cheese on a bed of lettuce, tomato, pickle and red onion on a brioche bun. Served with your choice of side.

The Squealer

$15

6 oz. of premium fresh seasoned beef, ham, Bishop Crackberry pulled pork, cheddar cheese, bacon, onions and pickles, smothered with BBQ sauce on a brioche bun. Served with your choice of side.

Peanut Butter Burger Time

$14

6 oz. premium fresh beef patty with bacon and melted crunchy peanut butter on a brioche bun. Served with your choice of side.

Truffle Mushroom Burger

$15

6 oz. premium fresh beef patty, truffle aioli spread, sauteed mushrooms and Swiss cheese served on a bed of spring mix, tomatoes and red onions on a brioche bun. Served with your choice of side.

Ahi Tuna Burger

$16

A sushi grade seasoned and seared ahi tuna steak topped with a pickled cucumber salad, wasabi aioli and sesame ginger glaze served on a Mediterranean bun with a side of green beans. Served with your choice of side.

Hero Burger

$14

6 oz. of premium fresh seasoned beef, avocado, fried jalapenos, bacon and pepper jack cheese served with Cajun fries on a brioche bun. Served with your choice of side.