The Nacho Dispensary in Chicago, IL

OG Shredded Beef Nachos

$9.25

Bro, why is there no east or west Dakota? Nachos loaded with shredded beef, three-cheese sauce, potato straws, dill pickles, our house sauce.

Hazed Spicy Veg Nachos

$9.25

Bro, what is the point of daylight savings? Nachos loaded with corn and black bean salsa, pepper jack cheese, cilantro, avocado jalapeno sauce.

Chronic Chorizo Nachos

$9.25

Bro, you ever wonder if the reason you never see talk show hosts from the waist down, because they don't have any pants on? Nachos loaded with chorizo gravy, tomatillo sour cream, pepper jack, cilantro, and green onions.

Sticky Icky Chicken Nachos

$9.25

Bro, you ever wonder if life is a simulation? Nachos loaded with verde-braised chicken thigh, queso fresco, sour cream, and cilantro.

Pitted Spicy Chicken Nachos

$9.25

Bro, if I was a rapper, do you think I'd be any good? Nachos loaded with spicy braised chicken thigh, sauteed pepper, and onion, pepper jack, avocado jalapeno sauce, dried cranberry, cilantro.

Chipotle Chicken Nachos

$9.75

Bro, what's the meaning of life? Nachos loaded with chipotle braised chicken thigh, pepper jack cheese, roasted garlic crema, sriracha roasted pineapple, cilantro.

Loud Carnitas Nachos

$10.25

Bro, if the past tense of 'break out' is 'broke out,' why is the past tense of 'freak out' not 'froke out?' nachos loaded with citrus braised pork shoulder, swiss cheese, pickles, house-made mustard sauce, hickory-smoked bacon.

BBQ Smothered Carnitas Nachos

$10.25

Bro, why does cold water taste better than the same water when it is warm? Nachos loaded with braised pork shoulder, burnt end bbq sauce, deli pickle, chopped onion, potato straws.

Heady Veg Nachos

$9.25

Bro, what? Nachos loaded with spicy mushroom gravy, pepper jack cheese, verde sour cream, cilantro.

Bottled Water

$2

Coke

$2.5

Diet Coke

$2.5

Orange Soda

$2.5

Carrot Cake Bread Pudding

$6.25

Cream cheese frosting, graham crackers.