Two Beards Deli in Grand Rapids, MI

The Tony Stark

$8.5

Shrimp salad, roasted chicken, bacon, white cheddar, green onions, cherry tomato, croutons on spring mixed greens with a side of lemon basil vinaigrette.

The Handlebars

$6.5

Cherry tomato, red onions, croutons on romaine with a side of caesar dressing.

The Bearded Lady

$7.5

Fresh apples, feta, spiced walnuts, red onions on spring mixed greens with a side of apple vinaigrette.

The Snack Plissken

$7.5

Marinated tomato, marinated artichokes, black olives, feta, cucumber, red onions, croutons on spring mixed greens with a side of sun-dried tomato vinaigrette.

The Lampshade

$7.25

Bacon, egg, tomato, croutons on spinach with a side of honey mustard vinaigrette.

The Imperial

$8.25

Choice of tuna salad, chicken salad or egg salad with red onions, cucumber, cherry tomato on spring mixed greens with your choice of dressing.

The Sean Connery

$8.25

Ditilini pasta, feta, parsley, roasted red pepper, marinated artichokes, broccoli, cherry tomato, pine nuts, Parmesan cheese on spring mixed greens with a side of sun-dried tomato vinaigrette.

The Joaquin Phoenix Vegan

$8.25

Curry tofu salad, broccoli, cherry tomato, green onion, red cabbage, carrot on spring mixed green with a side of orange ginger vinaigrette.

The Fredrick Douglas

$7.75

Turkey, ham, bacon, egg, Muenster, cheddar, cherry tomato, green onions, croutons on romaine with a side of ranch.

The Josh Brolin

$7.75

Roasted chicken, cherry tomato, red onions, bacon, egg, bleu cheese, croutons on romaine with a side of avocado ranch.

The Sparrow Vegan

$6.5

Cucumber, cherry tomato, carrot, red cabbage, croutons on romaine with your choice of dressing.

1. The Anchor

$7.5

Turkey, apple smoked bacon, white cheddar, Parmesan herb mayo on white or wheat panini.

2. The Old Dutch

$7.75

Turkey, smoked Gouda, roasted red peppers, red onion, roasted. Garlic tomato mayo on white or wheat panini.

3. The Zappa

$7.75

BBQ pulled turkey, red onions, pickle shreddies, Muenster, spicy brown. Mustard, BBQ mayo on white or wheat panini.

4. The Van BBQ Pulled Jackfruit, Spicy Slaw, Vegan Ranch, Pickles, And Avocado Sprea

$8

Turkey, pastrami, caramelized onions, roasted red peppers, smoked cheddar, roasted tomato garlic mayo on marble rye.

5. The Hollywoodian

$8

Turkey, coleslaw, Austrian swiz, roasted tomato garlic mayo on marble rye.

6. The Gandalf

$7.5

Turkey, feta spread, marinated artichokes, red onion, watercress on a white bun.

7. The Honest Abe

$7.75

Turkey, austrian swiss, tomato, romaine lettuce, Dijon mayo on sourdough or 9-grain wheat.

8. The Winnfield

$7.75

Turkey, bacon, avocado ranch, pepper jack cheese, tomato, romaine lettuce on sourdough or 9-grain wheat.

9. The Randy Savage

$8

Turkey, ham, bacon, tomato, romaine lettuce, sharp cheddar, Austrian Swiss, roasted tomato garlic mayo on sourdough or 9 grain wheat.

10. The al Gore

$8

Turkey, feta spread, dried cherries, spiced walnuts, spring mixed greens on a sun-dried tomato wrap.

11. The Super Mario

$7.5

Turkey, salami, capicola, mortadella, tomato, romaine lettuce, on a white sub, served with a side of Italian dressing.

12. The Balbo

$7.5

Ham, bacon, horseradish cheddar spread, Parmesan herb mayo white or wheat panini.

13. The al Borland

$7.5

Ham, austrian swiss, smoked Gouda, caramelized onions, chipotle mayo white or wheat panini.

14. The Evil Spock

$7.75

Pulled pork, pickle shreddies, caramelized onions, roasted red peppers, Muenster, spicy brown mustard, mayo. White or wheat panini.

15. The Luigi

$7.5

Ham, capicola, mortadella, fresh mozzarella, cheddar, marinated tomatoes, red onions on a white sub, served with a side of Italian dressing.

16. The Pavarotti

$8

Mortadella, pepperoni, salami, olive tapenade, Austrian Swiss, provolone, giardiniera on a white bun, served with a side of Italian dressing.

17. The Hagrid

$7.75

Pulled pork, roasted chicken, smoked cheddar, red onions, Barbeque mayo on a white sub.

18. The Billy Mays

$7.25

Ham, white cheddar, tomato, romaine lettuce, Dijon mayo on sourdough or 9 grain wheat.

19. The Maurice Sendak

$7.25

Ham, provolone, red onions, romaine lettuce, tomato, Dijon mayo on light rye.

20. The Groucho Marx

$7.25

Ham, deviled egg salad, pickle shreddies, watercress on 9 grain wheat.

21. The Tom Selleck

$7.5

Ham, salami, bacon, tomato, romaine lettuce, smoked cheddar, roasted garlic horseradish mayo on marble rye.

22. The Will Riker

$7.5

Roast beef, horseradish cheddar spread, caramelized onions on a pretzel bun, served with a side of au jus.

23. The Teen Wolf

$8.5

Roast beef, red onions, sauteed mushrooms, austrian swiss, roasted garlic horseradish mayo on a pretzel bun, served with a side of au jus.

24. The Ulysses S Grant

$8.5

Roast beef, turkey, roasted red peppers, smoked Gouda, Parmesan herb mayo on a pretzel bun served with a side of au jus.

25. The George Lucas

$8

Roast beef, white cheddar, bacon, caramelized onions, Barbeque mayo on a white bun.

26. The Shaft

$8

Roast beef, sauteed mushrooms, caramelized onions, smoked cheddar, Parmesan mayo on white or wheat panini.

27. The Cpt. Nemo

$8.5

Roast beef, crab salad, white cheddar, tomato, watercress, lemon sun-dried tomato mayo on a white bun.

28. The Chuck Norris

$9

Roast beef, ham, salami, mortadella, bacon, provolone, spicy brown mustard, mayo on dark rye.

29. The The King Tut

$7.75

Roast beef, provolone, romaine lettuce, tomato, roasted tomato garlic mayo on white or wheat panini.

30. The Tchaikovsky

$7.75

Roast beef, austrian swiss, tomato, Russian dressing, romaine lettuce on dark rye.

31. The Yosemite Sam

$8

Roast beef, jalapenos, sriracha sour cream, watercress, tomato, red onions, pepper jack cheese on a jalapeno sub.

32. The Leonard Da Vinci

$8

Roast beef, olive tapenade, giardiniera, red onions, smoked Gouda, spicy brown mustard, romaine lettuce, tomato on marble rye.

33. The Rick Rubin

$7.75

Corned beef, austrian swiss, sauerkraut on marble rye served with a side of Thousand island dressing.

34. The Conan O'brien

$7.75

Corned beef, spicy brown mustard, feta spread, red onions, roasted red peppers on light rye.

35. The Hulihee

$7.75

Corned beef, pastrami, smoked cheddar, caramelized onions, roasted tomato garlic mayo on white or wheat panini.

36. The King Leonidas

$8.5

Corned beef, mortadella, capicola, fresh mozzarella, marinated tomatoes, Parmesan herb mayo on white or wheat panini.

37. The Klingon

$7.75

Pastrami, salami, sauerkraut, austrian swiss, horseradish mayo, Russian dressing on white or wheat panini.

38. The Jim Henson

$7.75

Corned beef, austrian swiss, coleslaw, Russian dressing on dark rye.

39. The Leo Tolstoy

$7.75

Pastrami, rosemary-thyme mustard, provolone, caramelized onions on a pretzel bun.

40. The Rollie Fingers

$8

41. George Carlin

$8

Corned beef, salami, horseradish cheddar spread, romaine lettuce, tomato, roasted garlic horseradish mayo on light rye.

42. The Obi Wan Kenobi

$8

Roasted chicken, portabellas, roasted red peppers, provolone, lemon sun-dried tomato mayo on white or wheat panini.

43. The Fred Sanford

$8.5

Blackened chicken, caramelized onions, smoked cheddar, avocado spread, tomato, bacon, romaine lettuce, cilantro mayo on white or wheat.

44. The Zz Top

$8.5

Blackened chicken, feta spread, roasted red peppers, sauteed mushrooms, caramelized onions, chipotle mayo on white or wheat panini.

45. The Dom Deluise

$8

Roasted chicken, capicola, bacon, marinated tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, red onions on a white sub.

46. The Burl Ives

$8

Roasted chicken, bacon, ham, bleu cheese mustard, Muenster cheese, tomato, romaine lettuce on a white sub.

47. The Steven Speilberg

$7.5

Roasted chicken, cherry apple sage mustard, feta spread, red onions, spinach on white or wheat panini.

48. The Lionel Richie

$8

Roasted chicken, eggplant, squashand zucchini, marinated tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, spinach on a jalapeno sub.

49. The George Clooney

$8.5

Roasted chicken, bacon, red onion, austrian swiss, cheddar, tomato, romaine lettuce, roasted tomato garlic mayo on white or wheat panini.

50. The Shakespeare

$7.75

Roasted chicken, bacon, Muenster, tomato, romaine lettuce, avocado spread, mayo on a pita.

51. The Jim Morrison

$7.75

Blackened chicken, smoked cheddar, red onions, tomato, romaine lettuce, avocado ranch in a sun-dried tomato wrap.

52The Morgan Freeman

$7.75

Roasted chicken, walnut honey mustard, roasted apples, smoked Gouda, spinach on a white bun.

53. The Willie Nelson

$8

Chicken salad, dried cherries, spiced walnuts, tomato, romaine lettuce, white cheddar on 9 grain wheat.

54. The Michael Moore

$7

Egg salad, watercress, Muenster on 9 grain wheat.

55. The Poseidon

$7.75

Tuna salad, white cheddar, tomato, lemon sun-dried tomato mayo grilled on white or wheat panini.

56. The King Triton

$7.25

Tuna salad, Muenster, romaine lettuce, tomato, cucumber on a sun dried tomato wrap.

57. The Bluto

$7.75

Curry shrimp salad, roasted red peppers, red onions, spinach, Muenster on 9 grain wheat.

58. The Aquaman

$7.75

Crab salad, capicola, lemon sun-dried tomato mayo, green onions, austrian swiss, watercress on a croissant.

59. The Yeti

$8

Chicken salad, bacon, marinated tomatoes, cheddar, roasted tomato garlic mayo grilled on white or wheat panini.

60. The Ewok

$8

Polish sausage, redskin potatoes, austrian swiss, fresh horseradish, caramelized onions on white or wheat panini.

61. The Stan Lee

$7.75

Sage sausage, smoked Gouda, roasted red peppers, sauerkraut, rosemary-thyme mustard on white or wheat panini.

62. The Silent Bob

$8.5

Curry sausage, roasted apples, cherry apple sage mustard, roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, smoked Gouda on white or wheat panini.

63. The Mike Ditka

$8

Polish sausage, tomato, red onions, banana peppers, cheddar, sweet relish mustard on a jalapeno sub.

64. The Freddie Mercury

$8.5

Spicy sausage, bacon, pepperoni, chipotle mayo, fresh mozzarella, marinated tomatoes on a white bun.

65. The Zeus

$7.75

Sage sausage, feta spread, olive tapenade, mortadella, roasted red peppers, giardiniera, spinach on a white sub.

66 . The Bob Ross

$8

Portabellas, roasted red peppers, caramelized onions, smoked Gouda, roasted tomato garlic mayo on white or wheat panini.

67. The Walrus

$7.5

Cheddar, white cheddar, provolone on white or wheat panini.

68. The Salvador Dali

$7.5

Smoked Gouda, white cheddar, horseradish cheddar spread, provolone, Muenster on white or wheat panini.

69. The Chewbacca

$8

Portabellas, squash and zucchini, eggplant, feta spread, olive tapenade, marinated tomatoes on a pretzel bun.

70. The Inspector Clouseau

$8

Squash and zucchini, coleslaw, austrian swiss, Russian dressing on marble rye.

71. The Clark Gable

$7.75

Eggplant, marinated artichokes, red onions, marinated tomatoes, roasted red peppers, feta spread, spinach on a white bun.

72. The Shel Silverstein

$8.5

Grilled squash and zucchini, hummus, marinated artichokes, Gouda, red peppers, watercress, avocado spread on white or wheat panini.